Comments on: 11 reasons why girlfriend is better than computer

By: National Patient Safety Goals

National Patient Safety Goals — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 18:22:39 +0000

Thanks a lot for your time and energy to have decided to put these things together on this site. Jack and I very much appreciated your suggestions through your own articles with certain things. I’m sure that you have several demands on your own timetable hence the fact that you actually took all the time like you did to help people just like us by way of this article is also highly valued.

By: Keyword Tool

Keyword Tool — Sun, 13 Dec 2009 18:42:24 +0000

Ha! Easily one of the best things I’ve read all day. Thanks!

By: funny stories

funny stories — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 06:10:26 +0000

Oh thats grate girlfriend is always better than computer thats funny but 100% true…..

By: Benny

Benny — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:53:47 +0000

Haha… funny but damn true.

By: Sheree Motiska

Sheree Motiska — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 15:16:31 +0000

Awesome Dawn, well said.

Sheree

By: Youngoat

Youngoat — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 17:59:44 +0000

Hi, would you mind that I translated this article into chinese and published it on my blog?

By: admin

admin — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:49:58 +0000

haha well. nice creativity people!

By: Dawn

Dawn — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:18:23 +0000

11 Reasons why a computer is better than a boyfriend

1. If the hard drive isn?t big enough, you don?t have to assure the computer that it doesn?t really matter and what really matters is how it uses the hard drive. You just install a bigger hard drive. A much bigger hard drive.
2. If your computer catches a virus, you don?t have to go to the gynecologist to get tested.
3. If you talk about computers 24/7, a lot of guys will enjoy talking to you about them and also think you?re hot. If you talk about your boyfriend 24/7, then guys won?t talk to you at all.
4. A computer will never suggest you get breast implants. All the silicon in the relationship is in the computer, not your tits.
5. A computer will never ask you to go get it a beer, In fact, a computer doesn?t drink beer at all. More beer for you! Hooray!
6. You can use your computer to Photoshop out all those photos in which you look fantastic, but are standing next to a jerk you?ve long since dumped.
7. A computer will never pull the blankets over your head and pass gas.
8. A computer will help you shop. A boyfriend will just complain about shopping.
9. A boyfriend will forget your anniversary. A computer will remind you.
10. A computer will never request a blow job and then refuse to reciprocate.
11. If your computer hooks up with another computer, it?s not cheating, it?s networking.

By: scuzzell

scuzzell — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 23:04:50 +0000

^ Ha! I like the response much better than the OP ^

Except #10 : 2 Girls > 1 Computer any day.

By: a nerd

a nerd — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 22:51:42 +0000

1. No, you can’t, but you can watch porn and/or play “adult games”
2. But you can order pizza online and what other food do you need?
3. You don’t need to wear glasses to look at a computer either!
4. Computer batteries exist that run 1000 watts for 12hrs – it’s just a matter of how nerdy you are!
5. As a gamer, i despise alcohol because it slows my reflexes, so why would I be concerned?
6. With a computer you don’t even NEED to go to the cinema, you can just watch it on Youtube or torrent it!
7.People don’t think I’m lame when I speak about computers all the time – it all depends on who you’re talking to. If it’s some technologically inept person, they’ll listen and think you’re insanely smart even if you don’t say anything important.
8. If you cheat on a computer, you don’t get STD’s. Also, you can have more than one and still not be a mormon.
9. Think about how much money you’d spend on dating and gifts alone!
10. Why have “fun in bed” if I’m up all night watching porn?
11. Girls do that too, but you can’t just wipe the hard drive!