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Dec 10, 2018 Posted in Fun by admin

Girls and alcohol

People say i put here only SEO and hardware problems solutions and there was no element of humor since log time. There You go.

girl after alcohol

Are You still sure You want to find girlfriend in a bar ?

Originally posted 2009-01-29 14:56:54.

Nov 27, 2018 Posted in Fun by admin

11 reasons why girlfriend is better than computer

This is not Dating Agencys or Dating Match advertisment. I just lately read a funny post about why it is better to have computer than girlfriend. Well, so the blog is not fully nerd-geek type let`s hit the other side! I choosen number 11 because theres always 10 reasons. Let`s be original!

1. You can`t make computer naked. And even if You can, it surely won`t turn You on sexually.
2. Computer won`t make You dinner and won`t bring You beer.
3. You don`t need to wear glasses to look at the girlfriend and have any use of her.
4. If there is no electricity – girlfriend still works.
5. You can pure Whiskey on her and then lick it. With computer it might be problematic.

6. If You go with girlfriend to cinema and pay more attention to her than the movie nobodys gonna be saying that something is wrong with You.
7. If You speak about girl all the time ? You are lame. Still less lame than the ones speaking 24/7 about computers.
8. If You cheat on Your computer with another one ? there is no adrenaline or feeling of anything special. If You do that to girlfriend ? this is when fun part starts.

9. You have to upgrade computer from time to time and pay money for that. Girls You change for free.
10. Computer can`t call other computers to come around and have fun in bed.
11. Computer can memorize too much stuff that You rather want to be forgotten.

Originally posted 2008-01-22 01:59:16.